Below you’ll find a list of some of my less serious (i.e. technical), but still important works, alongside other
unrelated stuff I have to store somewhere. For the sake of simplicity, I’m also providing some background for
these stories.
Guanabara S/A (Guanabara Inc/O Cabresto)
Original Story | Political Drama
Technically, my very first original story! Over here, two brothers and a friend end up joining a childhood
friend of theirs in their political campaign for governor of the state of Rio de Janeiro. When he wins, some
of them get involved in his government, and they have to deal with the consequences of their involvement in
it. Does something here make sense? I hope so, but all I know is that what happens in Rio, stays in
Rio.
I wrote this story with the placeholder title "O Cabresto", referring to voto de cabresto, a way of buying
votes in the early 20th century. I used Guanabara S/A (Guanabara Inc.) in the end mostly because it was a more
commercial-sounding name, even though I don’t even use it when talking about the story.
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Listen to the 20-song
soundtrack
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The songs I used as inspiration for writing the story. Good stuff here, really —
it’s a mix of sweet Portuguese songs and more sour international ones. Tip: best downloaded and played in
.flac format.
Known Unknowns
Story | Bully
Yep. It’s a Bully story. Really good game too — you
should play it if you haven’t! Back to the story, Pete thinks Gary is up to something, though he’s not quite
sure what — and when he finds out, he wishes he hadn’t found out. Not very experimental, but there’s
definitely an attempt at humor here. As of June 2025, this is technically my longest story.
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As
Story | Rick and Morty
Admittedly, I’m not sure why this came into fruition — it was one of the ideas I contemplated writing about
in mid to late 2023 (such as the story above), and the only reason why I delayed it for so long is that I
thought it was trash. A few cleanups later and I think it’s *just* less trash than it was before, which is a
net positive. Here, two Mortys find themselves in the Citadel of Ricks — but one of them is not who the other
expects them to be. Bonus: some humor. Not to be confused with "As It Is When It Was", which also starts with
"As".
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As It Is When It Was
Story | The Eltingville Club (1994)
Of the stories I’ve made here, this is perhaps one of those I’ve least expected to make or write. But it’s
not a bad story, surprisingly. Over here, at a late night meeting of the Eltingville Comic Book,
Science-Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Role-Playing Club, a game of dominoes between Bill and Jerry goes
horribly wrong. It’s over 4,000 words long, which is surprising even to me. Not to be confused with "As".
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Yesterday, When I Was Mad
Story | Kids (1995)
See #As above. I’m not sure why I made this, but it’s a thing I started drafting around February 2025
(although I had the idea for it for a while already), and in retrospect, I think it worked out quite well
given its limitations. The story’s plot is that, after a long night, Fidget (psst: the character Harmony Korine
He's got a headache, I think. portrays in the movie) goes to his friend Steven’s apartment to search for his friend Jennie.
Originally a oneshot, but I wrote an extra chapter after popular demand.
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Segunda Opção (Second Option)
Original Story | Humour
This is a bit of a weird story, but you may like it! Here, Darcy, a vain nouveau rich woman, enjoys a
business trip to the (United) States. Meanwhile, her friend Ian is working at a petrol station run by her,
where nothing happens, and he spends most of the time dealing with his "co-worker" of sorts, Pierre. The two
of them try to make some sense into what was happening to them, which they fail miserably at.
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Cidadã do Terceiro Milênio (Third Millennium Citizen)
Original Story | Experimental
A bit of an experiment, this story was written almost entirely using text-to-speech (TTS), and reviewed
manually. Here, a former children’s show host turned late night presenter named Maristela, during her
birthday, agrees to help her friend (also a former children’s show host) turnaround a failing school play in
eight days. Technically in the same universe as Guanabara S/A a few cards above.
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Brandemburgo (Brandenburg)
Original Story | Political Drama
Essentially a redux of O Cabresto — almost. The main difference is that this is a shorter story and the cast
itself has no idea what "ethics" means. At least not everyone... this story is through the point of view of
Otto, one-third of a folktronica/pop/rock trio who finds himself in a secret society of teenagers and young
adults where a lot of stuff goes wrong — and a lot of people die along the way, and not necessarily in good
ways. He gets the help of Michael and Theo, two Frenchmen who are not what they seem, especially Theo.
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Só mais um Simpson (Just Another Simpson)
Adaptation, sorta
See analysis of the story here.
Okay, this one needs so many explanations that it probably warrants its own page. For starters: there is a
The Simpsons fanfic titled No More Simpsons (Não Mais Simpsons), which happens in a world where Homer is a
lazy drunk, Marge is significantly disturbed by her husband’s lack of care for her and the rest of the family,
Bart is a sex-crazed maniac, Lisa has a best friend, and Maggie (herein Meg) is a boxer. It’s probably the
longest Simpsons fanfic in terms of chapters, standing at a whopping 218. Its author, a journalism student
named Brendon, died in 2023, leaving the story without an ending. "Just Another Simpson" is essentially my
version of the story’s three remaining chapters, intended as a homage to the original author.
Read it here
I Never Even Asked for Light
Story | South Park
It’s hard to describe why this story came into existence in the first place, but I guess my nostalgia for
early South Park led to this. Over here, Cartman’s latest genius plan takes him and Butters to Scotland in
search of the Loch Ness Monster. Naturally, it ends very badly.
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What is Hard to Brie-Lieve
Experimental | Façade
You know Façade, the 2000s
game? Although the game has been known more recently for more melon-y stuff, it’s a fun game to play every now
and then. In early March 2024, I discovered one of my old screenplays I had (one of the longest, too) and
attempted to make a story out of it. It’s not bad, I guess, but it’s more experimental than anything; here, a
guy named Ben pays a visit to the apartment of his lifelong friends, Grace and Trip, although none of the
three will be having an easy night.
I wrote this story in Notepad while cleaning up the transcript
it generated, which was not a wise decision. It led to me cleaning it up twice, once in November 2024 and once
on March 15, 2025, where I rewrote part of it.
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Spinning the Wheel
Story | Zero Day
How this exists is beyond me. The best way I can describe this story is that it was a leftover of a series of
ideas I had for other, more casual stories. It never developed into anything, but the idea of something more
"mundane" ended up carrying over here — which, given the movie and its subject nature, contrasted quite well.
Here, after an unbelievably boring movie session, Cal and Andre make tomato soup. I wrote this under the title
"The Strangest Thing", and it’s not hard to guess these were both named after songs in Older
Now
10% more older. (1996), the George Michael album.
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Silence of the Squirrels
Satire | Contemporary
It’s kinda serious, but it’s also more of a joke story. It was written around December 2023 and retouched for
a 2024 release. It’s essentially a short satire story showing the day-to-day life of Twitter/X CEO Linda
Yaccarino; in particular it was made right after an interview from the Musk where he ranted against
advertisers. There’s also a squirrel infestation going on and a guest appearance from the Zuck.
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Então Você Acredita Em Milagres... (So You Believe In Miracles...)
Story | TazerCraft | Fuga Impossível
This is actually a funny story that needs some additional info from me. In the past, I especially liked
watching this Brazilian YouTube channel named TazerCraft, a duo who made several Minecraft series, including one that became known as
"Fuga Impossível" (Impossible Escape
"Fuga
Impossível/Impossible Escape" was a 15-episode series that showed the lives of Pac (first on the left) and
Mike (last on the right) in the infamous Alcatraz prison after a failed bank robbery. The reboot of a
less-known 2012 series of same name, the new Impossible Escape became an instant hit at its release,
becoming one of the channel’s most famous works.). This series, which was actually pretty
influential for the year it was released (2015), got a revival when its backstory was essentially canonized on
"QSMP" (the Quackity SMP), which may not
have the best community, but has a community nonetheless.
Lacking familiarity with part of the
QSMP cast team, I decided to do an Impossible Escape-themed oneshot. Due to some positive comments I received,
a couple of months later I made it a full-fledged story, and people also liked it! It’s in Portuguese, so I
strongly encourage you to translate it using an external translator (such as DeepL) so you get less confused.
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Listen to the 18-song
soundtrack
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These were the songs I used as inspiration for when I was proofreading the story.
Of the 20 songs, about 9 are in Portuguese, 1 is in French (but sang by a Brazilian singer), and the
remaining 10 are in English. I’d recommend listening to it — there’s a good mix of songs here, most of
which are somewhat linked to the story’s plot. Tip: best downloaded and played in .flac format.
Ainda Há Vida Lá Fora (There’s Still Life Out There)
Story | TazerCraft | QSMP
Technically happening a couple of months after the story above, except with a much reduced cast and the
addition of internet socialite Tubbo
Funny
guy., alongside the duo Pac and Fit
They're both a bit bald, if you think
about it.. This was part of a Secret Santa contest and the user who I gifted this to seemed
to like it! It’s a neat story, but that’s it.
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This is still a work in progress. I might finish this someday. Maybe.