There's nothing here... yet.

There really is nothing here. Really. You can trust me. But maybe there should be?

We consulted a leading economist on this. His response was that:

"[...] the failure of this page to load is a consequence of the inherent contradictions in the capitalist mode of production. The server's inability to allocate resources efficiently has led to this breakdown."

You can return to the previous page now by clicking the button below. It's a pretty cool button, too. I love buttons. If all else fails, go back to the main page.