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NEW: An analysis on "No More Simpsons", out now (sorta)

ALSO NEW: my latest work, As It Is When It Was, is out!

SEE ALSO: the grand announcement of 2016: A Lifetime of This. See the first and second announcements.
Dipper from Gravity Falls getting whacked in the head by a golf club

Howdy!

I’m still figuring out what to place here, but it’s good to see you made it! I’m 21 and Brazilian, and I’m a bit of a cooking connoisseur. Besides that, I enjoy art, music in general The five members of Radiohead. Four of them are in the background; in the lower right corner you have a man holding a sign that reads ‘if we smile, can we go?’.Unfortunately including Radiohead. , and good ol’ videogames. The name is Felipe, by the way, although I’ve also been called Papel (as in, paper) and Pipe (not as in an actual pipe, but as a more intimate way of saying my name).

I’m also a Computer Science student, which is nothing particularly unusual, but becomes more interesting when I tell you that I actually intended to major in journalism. The result of this was discovering my love for the beautiful language known as JavaScript, as well as my hatred for its half-brother, Java (not the island). This also means that yes, unfortunately, I write too. That being said, it’s a lot more fun than you might expect — most of my works, although fairly humorous in nature, are the byproduct of my dabbling into human nature.

A side effect of this has resulted in me working in a variety of communities with an array of themes, from weather to gaming to politics to many other things in between. Due to the lack of a random item generator on this page, I can tell you that one of my favorite bands is Television The four members of Television. They’re all staring at the camera.Especially the work of Lloyd (second, from left to right) and Verlaine (third in photo). , and one band which I personally recommend is the Mexican city pop duo Juanpalitoschinos The two members of Juanpalitoschinos. They’re all staring at the camera.God, I miss them so much. .

Psst: If you click here, you’ll be taken to the Teahouse, which is essentially a database of all my existing stories and essays. Initially it was supposed to be a sandbox, but that idea didn’t age quite well. Additionally, you can click here to be taken to the Collections, which, as the title suggests, is a collection. Specifically, a collection of my serious, more spooky works: the stuff I’ve coded.

If you wanna get in touch, you can send me a message on the late blue bird social media site. Alternatively, I am on the blue butterfly site and the nation simulator site, but you can always just post a message on this site’s wall. Take care and love one another.

Recommended reading

Here are some titles that might enhance your understanding of some of the background and social issues entertained in this site, my stories, or whatever is sandwiched between them.

Warning: all are filled with provocative ideas and events; we disavow any responsibility for encouraging deep thought.

This is still a work in progress. I might finish this someday. Maybe.